USPS = United States Postal Suck

So the Post Master General has recently said that the Postal Service/Suck may need to get rid of Saturday delivery because of mounting deficits. Recently, I had to mail a package to northern Pennsylvania. I sent the package out Monday afternoon (which is another story, but I'll spare you). Tracking it over the past two days was sort of a surreal experience. Frankly, if this is the level of efficiency that the USPS operates on, it's no wonder they're in the red. From Manhattan to Wyalusing, PA, I present to you this (A was Monday afternoon, B was Monday evening, C was Tuesday morning, D was Wednesday morning):